The Hexagon Man.
The July issue of PlayStation: The Official Magazine is out, and I have a review of TNA Impact: Cross the Line at the very end of the reviews section. To avoid spoiling the review too much, I will only say one thing: this is the sort of game I would break out the Haiku Man gimmick for. Although it would have flown at Gaming-Age Online, it probably won’t do at the new digs.
“But Tony,” you say, “You used Haiku Man as a crutch for whenever you were too lazy to review!”
That would be true, but in this case I’m gong to break off some Haiku Man independent of the mag:
Seven seasons come and gone
Does it still hold up?
Buy the mag and figure out, or just pick it up for the sweet, sweet Assassin’s Creed cover story. Whichever.